ICO Launching Page for
CryptoInvestor Inc.

Stay convenient. Once you get to know us we will be at your beck and call 24/7 but there is a tricky vetting process of " Taking Hand " if you aren't laughing we arn't winning.

Cyrpto Investor Inc. isn't just some fly by night company that will take your hard earned money and call you up the next day and say well " We lost it ". Its amazing how the crypto olegarchy started and we thank you for taking the direct knowledge seriously. If you arn't happy we aren't happy. Again striving to be as blue collar as possible we wont " Dweeb " you out with some strange nerdy guy from the financial sector in DUBAI. Our offices are headquartered on Vancouver Island, BC and we plan on staying Canadian. Crypto Investor was a CLANDESTINED company with high hopes to become fruitfull and multiply. Are you laughing yet? Are you seriously unserious enough for our financial plan for you. Ask us about our DRIP services. Or hand outs or if your really funny tell us you know about our last reach around.

The new ICO token will be added to the blockchain soon we might make this a minable and stakable coin in the near future but the initial token distribution might take us years to propagate enough coins into circulation before this happens.

We will keep you up to date in your holdings if thats the level of support your needing however with added attention comes added resorces so if you need exclusive 24/7 support you will have to pay a premium for that kind of dedication. Many companies like Amazon, Ebay, Google, Yahoo, Microsoft and other fortune 500 companies are quickly disabling phone support these days with the covid crisis. Some might obviously see this as a excuse to add artificial intelligence and disable many human sector jobs. This might even be the case. While trying to remain calm and objective its clear that many companies are using covid as a excuse to become rich. A hatred for enormous companies and lack of real human support that really does anything at all seems to propel many achievements of Crypto Investor Inc. It might even be a quick objectionable " your pathetic " then hanging up thousands of times to get the message across but again some are so pathetic you can't even get through to the human element to even insult them directly these days. We might revise this but the facts are clear these companies attack people because there focus is profitibility and there service level is just slightly above mentaly incompetant.